Sunday

Merry Christmas

Season's greetings to everyone. This is my 17th Christmas Day edition! The college kids who used to read my page back in 1995 are now in their middle to late 30s. Crazy. Whoda thunk it?

Annual "Best Nude Scenes" Poll

The list is ready to go, but I keep hoping that we'll see Carey Mulligan in Shame and Rooney Mara in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo before the voting begins, so I'm delaying the kick-off.

(Especially true after I saw The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo in a theater yesterday.)
 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








Seasons greetings from this side of the Pacific.

The Love Boat


The Love Boat ran for about 10 years, from 1977 to 1987. There was no nudity but pokies and cleavage were in abundance. For those who came in late, each episode usually consists of three stories. Two-part episodes sometimes consisted of four or five stories. The characters and The Love Boat's crew generally work within one of those stories.

These collages cover the second half of the fourth season and were first screened in 1981.


Episode 16 - Gopher's Bride / Workaholic / On Second Thought

Pamela Jean Bryant - lovely bikini body

Episode 17 - Lose One, Win One / For the Record / Mind My Wife

Dorian Lopinto - cleavage


Jill St John - bikini

Episode 18 - Isaac and the Mermaids / Humpty, Dumpty / Aquaphobic

Lauren Tewes with The Hoff - pokies

Episode 19 - Return of the Ninny / Touchdown Twins / Split Personality

Laurette Spang - pokies

Samantha Eggar - lingerie

Episode 20 - Lady from Sunshine Gardens / Eye of the Beholder / Bugged

Barbi Benton - cleavage

Judith Chapman - cleavage

Episode 21 - Black Sheep / Hometown Doc / Clothes Make the Girl

Cindy Morgan - sexy

Kyle Aletter - lovely

Episode 22 - I Love You Too, Smith / Mamma and Me / Sally's Paradise

Joanna Pettet - lovely

Joan Prather - lovely

Juliet Mills - pokies

Lauren Tewes - lovely

Unknown - sexy

Episode 23 - Two for Julie / Aunt Hilly / The Duel

Linda Cristal - pokies

Unknown - bikinis

Episode 24 - Vicki and the Gambler / Love with a Skinny Stranger / That Old Gang of Mine

Cindee Appleton - bikini


Scoop's notes:
 Cindee is much more attractive than her dad, Crabby:


You are able to enjoy today's Christmas dinner and other holiday activities today and around the world because Tom Terrific was able to defeat Crabby, thus restoring all the holidays to the calendar. If you don't remember what I'm talking about, you can check it out here. (It was a recurring cartoon shown exclusively on Captain Kangaroo in the mid and late 1950s.)

Episode 25 - A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort Part 1

Camilla Sparv - lovely

Cristina Ferrare - lovely

Debra Clinger - lovely

Elke Sommer - lovely

Jayne Kennedy - cleavage

Lauren Tewes - pokies

Morgan Brittany - bikini

Unknown - sexy

Episode 26 - A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort Part 2

Camilla Sparv - lovely

Cristina Ferrare - lovely
 
Debra Clinger - lovely

Elke Sommer - pokies

Jayne Kennedy - cleavage

Lauren Tewes - lovely

Morgan Brittany - lovely

Unknown - sexy

Episode 27 - Maid for Each Other / Lost and Found / Then There Were Two

Belinda Montgomery - lovely

Karen Grassle - cleavage

Episode 28 - Tony and Julie / Separate Beds / America's Sweetheart

Lauren Tewes - cleavage

Linda Harvey - lovely

Lindsay Bloom - lovely

Toni Tenille - cleavage








Notes and collages

"Two and a Half Men"

Kelly Stables in season six (episode 4)








CLIPS

Full body nudity from Sigrid ten Napel in Vast (2011; Netherlands) in 720p

Catherine Bell in something called Good Morning Killer, a TV movie which aired about two weeks ago. She isn't naked, but she's in bathing suits and bikini underwear, and she's Catherine Bell, dammit.

The women of The Pool Boys (2010) in 720p

AJ Alexander

Jennifer Walcott

Simona Fusco

Ida Marie Bakkerud in Lies Inc (2004), a bizarre no-budget Scandinavian sci-fi movie in which the actors all speak English with thick Scandinavian accents.


Two from Dirty Harry (1971) in 1080p

Debralee Scott. Who remembers her as Rosalie "Hotsie" Totzi in "Welcome Back, Kotter"? She died in her sleep at age 52. She had recently recovered from a coma and was thought to be OK, but three days after being released from the hospital she went to take a nap, and never woke up. Doctors could never really figure out exactly what had happened.

Lois Foraker

PICS

Amy Madigan in Carnivale