Stormswept (1995) doesn't know if it wants to be a nudie flick, a soft-core or a horror slasher, but it definitely tries to be really bad film making, and almost succeeds at that. Unfortunately, it is not bad enough to ever become a cult classic. Despite lots of visible boom mikes, continuity errors and really bad acting, it doesn't ever reach the lofty heights of an Ed Wood film. The plot, if you can call it that, involves three actresses, a director, a random male crew member, a female real estate agent, and an unexplained couple all trapped inside an anti-bellum mansion by a heavy rain. The unexplained couple have been living there in the basement, the real estate agent attended a party at the place in her youth and witnessed a murder, Two of the actresses have rented the place for a vacation, and everyone else kind of hung around hoping to get laid and got caught by the storm.

We have lots of boobs, a few buns (male and female) hetero sex, lesbian sex, and a spontaneous female orgasm under hypnosis. If I haven't scared you off yet, let me add that the transfer is dark, out of focus, and grainy (roughly VHS quality), and there are no extra features of note. 20 IMDB readers have it at 5.2/10. It looks like 6 of the cast and crew voted to get it that high. The three people who have commented say:

1) Unwatchable
2) This movie doesn't know if it wants to be a psycho slasher thing, or a ghost story, or a soft core party, and ends up being none of them.
3) A waste of space at the rental store. It would have to get better to be bad.

I give this a solid 0 stars.

Charlie's site is updated

TomCat looked at "Nadzor", roughly translated as "Cunts in the Calaboose", or "Ho's in the Hoosegow". In other words, it's a Polish women in prison movie, an obscure genre, to be sure, but a fun one.

Ewa Blaszczyk (1, 2)

Elzbieta Zajacowna

Ewa Zietek (check out the chjest on this tootsie) (1, 2)

Mandatory women's prison shower scene (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

I looked at Angel Heart, the classic 1987 Mickey Rourke film noir, which is one of my favorite films.

Lisa Bonet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Charlotte Rampling

Elizabeth Whitcraft (1, 2)

And a few from Celebrity Skin

Kate Moss paparazzi, featuring the new blond look

The notorious dress worn by Geena Davis at the Emmy's

Emmanuelle Seigner public oops (completely new to me, I think)

Maria Sherif
(1, 2, 3)

Kristy Chandler

Debbie Corrigan

And Thursday's page 3 Maria tribute lead me to these scans of Maria Sherif, the only blonde page 3 Maria I know.

Which prompts me to send along fitness babe Kristy Chandler, who looks like she could kick Jr's ass and that he would love every minute of it. Not that I would know anything about that sort of entertainment.

Bet you wondered what had happened to DB ?. No!, who cares.

Simple reason - do not scan, my caps suck and there was little material to interest me.

So I will give it a go with what seems to be a strange mix but there is a link - trust me.

Other than my interest in Opera (I actually do like the clothed variety) I have a fondness for 17th C Dutch painting especially Rembrandt - not a great source of material for the Fun House but.....

Xmas has gone once more and I was reminded of the fare that we used to be treated to on the good old BBC other than The Wizard of Oz or It's a Wonderful Life - both on this year AGAIN.

First Up the Christmas Ghost Story by the title "Schalken The Painter" which first broadcast in the early 80's. Schalken was a real painter, a pupil of Dou himself a pupil of Rembrandt. The fictional tale concerned the tragic marriage of the ward of the master Dou played by Cheryl Kennedy. The pupil was in love with her but she was betrothed purely for money.

The caps:
1. The pupil reveals his love and the husband-to-be reveals his face!
2. The artist's studio with Nekkid Models - the lower set features Val Penny
3. Having married her beau the bride escapes back to the painter uttering the words "The dead and the living can not be as one". The scene is set for the finale. The film tried to explain the story behind the actual painting seen in the middle of the cap. Whilst wandering around a church crypt the painter comes across his beloved who taunts him to part with money for a certain favour.
4. Cheryl Kennedy was best known for light comedy roles and this was the first I saw her in serious mode and the first and only time I saw her nude. There was no body-double here as the camera followed her though the whole scene. I will not explain it as every picture tells it's own story.

So on to December 1991 when the BBC commissioned a series of short films to celebrate 200 years of the death of Mozart. 'Not Mozart' was filmed by Peter Greenaway with music by Louis Andriessen. The setting was a anatomy theatre much like the ones that Rembrandt could have attended as inspiration for his famous works (weak link ?). The singer was Orkest de Volharding and the naked female dancers were Kate Gower and Karin Potisk. (The capture is a little light so only one done) The theme was the alphabet which stopped at M for Man who then created Music and having created Music was obliged to create Mozart.

And finally on to Mozart himself a total self-indulgence on my part has the Nudity content here is zero whatever you may see in cap 3.

When I posted my main series of Nekkid Opera Scoopy wrote of the indifference of the Austrians to German Opera as the language of opera is Italian. So they may not understand the words but it was the music which shone though whatever the tongue. Which is exactly the case of The Magic Flute which premiered in Vienna in 1791. So it worked in German but could it work in Swedish -absolutley. In fact this 1975 Swedish TV production lends a total,for me, erotic experience without any exposed flesh. It's available on DVD and if you only ever own one Opera it should be this one.

The caps:
1. The ladies to the Queen of the Night.
2. Papagena(Elisabeth Erikson) reveals her true self
3. The ordeal by fire. Pamina is played by Irma Urrila

As some of my favourite operas are now appearing on DVD , DB's Nekkid Opera way well return (perish the thought).

These images show all of the goodies both up and downstairs.