Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

Late today. My computer is acting funky. It's old and I should upgrade, but ... well, you know how that goes ... so much to do.
It's ready: Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Nude Scenes, Year 2009 (Twenty ... and then some)

Additional info:

Here is the original list of nominees. Each one links to a film clip hosted at Rapidshare.
Here are the numerical results of the balloting, for those of you who like the minutiae.

* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

Black Belly of the Tarantula

1971

The Time Machine goes back to the Seventies for Barbara Bouchet in "Black Belly of the Tarantula". Barbara is topless, but also winds up dead. Bummer. Caps and a clip.

TV Land

Over in TV Land - another MILF, as Patricia Heaton puts on a leg & thigh show for Jimmy Kimmel. She is wearing a really short dress in these caps and HD clip.

Stash

2007

Stash, B-movie all the way, does have its moments, but only a few, so have your remote handy. You'll do a lot of fast-forwarding if you watch this one.

Bud is a backwoods Kentucky pot dealer. He catches two of his clients trying to steal a garbage bag full of his product, but instead of killing them outright, he makes them a deal: three girls in three days. The two idiots must kidnap three girls in the next three days and deliver them to Bud. He won't be returning them, but he won't kill the two thieves, and he'll even continue to supply them pot. They naturally agree, and Bud has plenty of fun in store for the three girls that the men deliver.

An OK concept, but the acting and script are so bad that it's hard to really get too much out of this one. Just keep the remote handy.