Monday





  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.









 

"The Sopranos"

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The caps for this week are from 2009.

Today's teaser:

Couples Retreat


No nudity in Couples Retreat (2009) but plenty of sexy women:

Janna Fassaert



Jonna Walsh



Kali Hawk



Kristen Bell




Kristin Davis




Malin Akerman



Tasha Smith



Lots of group shots and women not identified



and more stuff in the Blu-Ray extra features








No Lo Llames Amor... Llámalo X

(2011)

Johnny's comments:

No Lo Llames Amor... Llámalo X is a comedy about a once well-known porn director Pepe Fons (Mariano Peña), best known for his porn parodies of Hollywood movies, who after being ridiculed on a TV show decides to make one last great porn movie. Against the advice of his long suffering wife María (Adriana Ozores), he gets his old cast and crew together including his former stars Fermín and Saray (Paco León and Kira Miró) who married and now own and run a deli and Rafa (Javier Mora), who's still entertaining the ladies. He also get his old producer Joserra (Javier Gutiérrez) who hires Lino (Julián López) to write a tale set in the Spanish Civil War. Pepe also hires Lourdes (Ana Polvorosa), a young woman who's never done porn before and who Lino falls for instantly. It soon becomes clear that Pepe has been out of the game for longer than he thought and struggles with the demands of the shoot and numerous other distractions. An OK little movie that is reminiscent to another recent Spanish porn parody Los Años Desnudos, but is utterly predictable, right down to the fate of Pepe. It's a fun watch, but don't expect anything groundbreaking.

Kira Miró film clips (collages below)



Sophie Evans film clip (sample below)









TV/Film Clips

The two big deals of the day:

1. Amy Adams flashing a VERY brief breast in American Hustle
 (From a DVD screener, but sub-DVD quality. Also includes sexy non-nudes of Jennifer Lawrence.)

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2. Natalie Dormer and Alexandra Maria Lara naked in Rush in 1080p

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some .jpgs of Alexandra





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Marly Van Der Velden in Verliefd op Ibiza (2013)



Sanne Vogel in Verliefd op Ibiza (2013)



Marina Kalogirou in An ... (2012) in 1080p



Joanna Krupa in The Dog Problem (2006)

Joan Severance in Payback (1995) regrettably, this is in VHS quality.



Lisa Blount in Dead and Buried (1981) in 720p



Carla Rueckert in Invasion of the Girl Snatchers (1973) in VHS quality


Pics/Collages

There is also a semi-big deal today. Our first look at Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). To be honest, this is insignificant compared to some of her (and everyone else's) nudity in this film.

Esmée de la Bretonière in De gordel van smaragd (1997)



Helen Mirren in The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999)



Helen Mirren in Mrs Reinhardt (1981)